Roll out the red carpet, or rather, the Certified ShitHot Yoga Mat - Stike A Pose.This isn't just a yoga mat, it's a spacious and comfortable kingdom where you rule supreme. With a generous size of 70"x 24", this mat is like a sprawling yoga mansion, giving all yogis, regardless of skill level, enough room to stretch, bend, and twist into all kinds of yoga pretzels. Say adios to those tiny mats that made you feel like a giant in a dollhouse.
But wait, there's more! This mat isn't just about size, it's also about strength. The microfiber suede surface is as sturdy as a superhero, and with a 4mm thickness, it's as comfortable as your favorite pair of sweatpants. Our mats are designed to withstand regular and heavy use, just like your favorite pair of jeans. And the slip-resistant rubber bottom? That's like your own personal yoga safety net, giving you the confidence to perform even the most complex poses without the risk of slipping.
Despite its size and durability, our yoga mat is as light as a feather. This, combined with its easy-to-carry nature, makes it the perfect travel buddy for your trips to the yoga studio, park, or even the moon (we're still working on that one).
And here's the kicker: every Certified ShitHot purchase unlocks a world of exclusive privileges. As a member of the ShitHot Club, you receive an e-certificate of membership along with a lifetime discount. It's like being part of an elite club, but without the secret handshake.
