Hide Burrito Bloat & Judgmental Aunts 

Rebel floral sarong repels sand and “When are you settling down?” talks. Lightweight polyester survives sunbathing and side-eye. No basic botanicals. 

• Stunning Design: featuring a 3D illusion of vibrant wildflowers that scream Floral Fury.
• Beachwear Chic: Breathable fabric – nap in hammocks, not laundry rooms. 
• Bold Dimensions: 66”x44” – hides post-burrito bloat or fishnet tights. 
• Versatile Vibe: Wear as dress, picnic blanket, or tattoo cover-up. 
• Zero Waste: Custom made to order so No excess stock.
• Affordable Edge: Costs less than your third iced coffee. 

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We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days

Constructed from a lightweight, breathable polyester blend that defies the heat. Soft, airy, and ready to conquer those hot summer days without breaking a sweat.

Machine washable and quick-drying—because who has time for laundry drama? Keep it fresh and fierce with zero hassle.