Survives Moonlit Chaos & Judgmental Stares 

Lightweight cosmic sarong doubles as a sand-resistant, quick drying towel. Survives bonfires, cryptic Instagram captions, and existential dread. For rebels who thrive in chaos, not chit-chat. 

• Mesmerizing Design: Captures the beauty of a Cosmic Collision, perfect for those who thrive in the midst of Lunar Cataclysm.
• Cosmic Chic: Breathable fabric—blocks UV rays, not your mystique. 
• Bold Dimensions: 66”x44” – drapes over fishnets or 3am burrito runs. 
• Versatile Vibe: Tie as dress, hood, or “I’m meditating” signal. 
• ♻️ Zero Waste: Custom made to order – no landfill fodder. 
• Affordable Edge: Costs less than two overpriced festival beers. 

Get your Purple Luna Anarchy Certified Sarong by Rip Tide, the sarong that adds a touch of Chaos to your beach wardrobe.

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We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days

Constructed from a lightweight, breathable polyester blend that defies the heat. Soft, airy, and ready to conquer those hot summer days without breaking a sweat.

Machine washable and quick-drying—because who has time for laundry drama? Keep it fresh and fierce with zero hassle.