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Celestial sarong doubles as a sand-resistant towel. Lightweight polyester survives bonfires and cryptic captions. For rebels avoiding small talk under moonlit skies. 

• Mesmerizing Design: Captures the beauty of a Cosmic Collision, perfect for those who thrive in the midst of Lunar Cataclysm.
• Industrial Chic: Breathable fabric—lets skin breathe, unlike family reunions. 
• Bold Dimensions: 66”x44” – flows over fishnets or 3am burrito runs. 
• Versatile Vibe: Style as dress, hood, or “I’m meditating” signal. 
• Zero Waste: No deadstock – crafted after you order. 
• Affordable Edge: Cheaper than therapy (we’re not therapists). 

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We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days

Constructed from a lightweight, breathable polyester blend that defies the heat. Soft, airy, and ready to conquer those hot summer days without breaking a sweat.

Machine washable and quick-drying—because who has time for laundry drama? Keep it fresh and fierce with zero hassle.