Picasso Cubist Hoodie - UV Resistant
Picasso Cubist Hoodie - UV Resistant
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For creatives who weaponize style—this isn’t just a men's hoodie, it’s wearable vandalism. Merging Picasso’s fractured mosaics with UV-locked, sweat-wicking tech, it’s built for sun-soaked festivals and late-night studio marathons.
Why Hypebeasts & Art Anarchists Obsess:
- Cubist Collision: Shattered geometries in ruby, cobalt, gold—stare down the world with sideways Picasso eyes.
- UV Armor: Colors stay radioactive under desert sun or city smog—zero fading, maximum attention.
- Sweat-Wicking Armor: Breathe easy during mosh pits or 3AM studio sessions—no swampy regrets.
- Anti-Shrink Grit: Machine-wash paint spills, existential crises, and festival mud—stays sharp as new.
- Kangaroo Vault: Hide AirPods, vape pens, or your smirk when copycats ask, “Where’d you get that?”
- Sizing for Saboteurs (S-7XL): Fits muralists, TikTok chaos agents, and anyone who’d rather die than match their socks.
Wear It Like A War Cry
- Festival Mode: Holographic joggers + gas mask = “Burning Man critiques your vibes.”
- Gallery Raid: Layer over paint-splattered cargos + stomper boots.
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We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business days.
Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days.
Experience the ultimate in durability with our polyester fabric that’s sweat-wicking, anti-pill, and fade-resistant, engineered to withstand over 100 washes without losing its edge.
Machine wash cold at 30°C, cool iron only. Skip the bleach. Hang to dry for legendary results—repeat until the apocalypse.



