• Mismatched patchwork combat boots featuring buffalo plaid and floral prints with smiley faces in turquoise, red, and black colors
  • Mismatched combat boots featuring plaid and floral patchwork patterns, one with red buffalo check, other with turquoise smiley print
  • Patchwork Punk Mismatched Combat Boots featuring buffalo plaid, floral prints, and smiley designs on black combat boot silhouette
  • Mismatched patchwork combat boots featuring buffalo plaid and floral prints with turquoise and red accents on chunky black soles
  • Bottom view of black combat boot sole with deep treaded lug pattern for grip and traction - Patchwork Punk Mismatched Combat Boots
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Patchwork Punk Mismatched Combat Boots - Vegan + Comfortable

Patchwork Punk Mismatched Combat Boots - Vegan + Comfortable

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For The Chaos Queens

Turquoise & red patchwork punk boots: buffalo plaid vs. floral/smiley clash. Water-resistant, vegan and  wide-fit. No boots match. Just mismatched color clash anarchy.

Left boot: shredded buffalo plaid that screams dive-bar brawls. Right boot: toxic florals and a sneering yellow smiley—because conformity is for mannequins. These two tone patchwork punk combat boots aren't multi colored footwear, they're a middle finger to basic.

Why These Patchwork Punk Ankle Boots Rule

  • ✨ Patchwork Party: Mismatched chaos with no two shoe alike—express your inner rebel.
  • 💀 Eternal Grip: Thick lug soles clutch rain-slick streets, concert mud, and cracked cobblestones – no slips, no surrender. 
  • ⛓️ Lace-Up Lockdown: Padded tongue + front lace ups  = ankle armor for riots, hikes, or fleeing boring parties. 
  • 💦 Weatherproof Warrior: Water-resistant vegan leather laughs off rain, beer spills, and existential dread.
  • 👟 Wide-Fit Wanderer: Roomy toe box for bunions, fishnets, or spontaneous revolutions.
  • 🧵 Indestructible Stitching: Double reinforced seams survive mosh pits and subway grates. 
  • 🌱 Eco Cred: Custom made to order sustainable vegan leather built to outlast fast-fashion's fleeting trends.
  • 🧠 Cloud-Like Comfort: Memory foam removable insoles for all-day mosh pit marathons or TikTok doom-scrolling.

Specs For Punksters

  • True to size.
  • 0.75" chunky sole.

Don’t let your feet get lost in the fashion void – these eco-friendly punk clashers are selling faster than light speed! Rock your size of Certified Treadz Patchwork Punk Combat Ankle Boots now before they are sucked into a black whole, one mismatched step at a time.

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On Demand

We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days.

Material

Vegan Friendly Leather

Care Instruction

Hand wash with cold water recommended, do not use bleach