Wrap yourself in rebellion. 

The Men's Patched Punk Hooded Blanket is punk style armor forged from ultra-soft, anti-pilling polar fleece—water-resistant, machine-washable, and built to survive mosh pits, stormy nights, or nihilistic Netflix binges. 

Why it’s Anarchy-Approved 

• Water-Resistant Punk Accessory: Defies rain, spilled whiskey, and year-round chaos. 
• Machine-Washable Rebellion: Toss it in, throw conformity out. 
• Punk Rock Streetwear Fit: Roomy 60"x50" design for thrashing, crowd-surfing, or couch-bound debauchery. 

Stick It To The System

• Insulated sleeves and hood trap heat, slash heating bills, and freeze out “normal.” 

Wear It Like A Threat 

• Basement gigs. Midnight graffiti runs. Chaotic road trips. Alternative clothing for rebels who burn bright, not blend in. 

Perfect for

• Misfits, gutter poets, and streetwear addicts of gift it to your fellow anarchist. 
• Dare to Disrupt. Dare to Stay Warm. 

Certification

• The best-certified hoodie blanket for unmatched celestial comfort and style. 

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We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days.

Crafted from a premium blend of 95% polyester, 3% viscose, and 2% spandex, our fabric offers exceptional durability, a soft touch, and just the right amount of stretch for ultimate comfort.

Experience the ultimate convenience with our machine washable fabric that dries in a flash—perfect for the fast-paced lifestyle.