• Mismatched combat boots in red and purple with celestial sun-moon design, black thorn pattern, and chunky soles.
  • Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots with red sun and purple moon designs, black thorn patterns on contrasting vegan leather uppers
  • Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots featuring red and purple cosmic design with black thorns, contrasting sun and moon motifs on vegan leather
  • Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots featuring red and purple sun-moon design with black thorns on vegan leather, chunky soles
  • Black lug sole bottom view of Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots showing heavy-duty tread pattern for maximum grip
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Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots - Solar vs Lunar Rebellion

Mismatched Celestial Combat Boots - Solar vs Lunar Rebellion

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Red & purple celestial combat boots with a sun/moon color clash and thorn design. These vegan, wide-fit, lace-up punk boots are water-resistant with a padded tongue and round toe. No shoe matches. 

For Astrology Rebels & Concrete Poets

Left boot burns with a supernova-red with a celestial motif and black thorns. Right boot drowns in purple, with a celestial motif and black thorns. These aren’t shoes – they’re wearable warfare against basic horoscopes and fast-fashion clones. 

Why These Boots Rule The Void 

  • ☀️ Sun/Moon Carnage:  No boot replicates the same chaos. 
  • 💀 Eternal Grip: Thick lug soles clutch rain-slick streets, concert mud, and cracked cobblestones – no slips, no surrender. 
  • ⛓️ Lace-Up Lockdown: Chunky padded tongue + front laces grip ankles like a riot cop’s last warning. 
  • 💧 Stormproof Vegan Leather: Laughs off acid rain, festival mudslides, and existential breakdowns. 
  • 👽 Wide-Feet Revolution: Roomy toe box for toe rings, anarchist zines, or smuggled sparklers for arson-lite adventures. 
  • ♻️ Black Hole Ethics: Custom-made to order sustainable leather outlives trends (and your ex’s TikTok fame). 
  • 🧠 Comfort Warp Drive: Memory foam insoles for 18-hour raves or plotting capitalist overthrow. 
  • 🔗 Unkillable Stitching: Double-reinforced seams survive stagedives, subway grates, and your landlord’s eviction notices. 

Specs For Stellar Saboteurs 

  • True to size.
  • 0.75" chunky sole.

Don’t let your feet get lost in the fashion void – these eco-friendly odd boot clashers are selling faster than light speed! Rock your size of Certified Treadz Celestial Combat Ankle Boots now before they are sucked into a black whole, one mismatched step at a time.

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On Demand

We create your treasures on-demand, fiercely rebelling against fast fashion by crafting unique pieces just for you—reducing waste and standing strong against overproduction, all within approx 3-7 business  days.

Average time from order placement to delivery is 10-30 days.

Material

Vegan Friendly Leather

Care Instruction

Hand wash with cold water recommended, do not use bleach