🐾✨ "Mazie's Weekly Horoscope: Brace for Mercury Retrograde chaos this November! While it may feel like the world is spinning in reverse, our crazy French bulldog is here to guide you through the ups and downs and bringing pawsitive vibes.
Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18):"Aquarius pups will invent a new game every time you throw a ball; who needs rules anyway?"
Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20): "Why do Pisces dogs always look like they’re dreaming? Because they’re plotting their next great adventure in their sleep!"
Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19): "Why did the Aries dog cross the road? To lead the pack to adventure!"
Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20): "When it comes to treats, Taurus dogs take their time—good things come to those who wait!"
Gemini (May 21 – Jun. 20): "Gemini dogs bark twice because one bark just isn’t enough for all their ideas!"
Cancer (Jun. 21 – Jul. 22): "Cancer pups are like furry therapists, always ready to cuddle your problems away!"
Leo (Jul. 23 – Aug. 22):"Why do Leo dogs always get the best spots in the park? Because they know how to steal the spotlight!"
Virgo (Aug. 23 – Sept. 22): "Virgo dogs organize their toys so well, they could run a doggie daycare!"
Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22): "Libra pups balance their playtime with naptime, proving that life is all about harmony!"
Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21): "Why are Scorpio dogs such great detectives? Because they can sniff out a secret from a mile away!"
Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21): "Sagittarius pups don’t fetch sticks; they go on epic quests to retrieve them from distant lands!"
Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19):"Capricorn dogs are serious about their fetch game—no stick left unchased on their watch!"